I don't think across the board unisex would work either. A lot of women, including trans-women presumably, wouldn't feel at all comfortable or safe having to share with men.

You know there are tons and tons of studies that support a genetic component to both homosexual and heterosexual attraction, right?

I think they assume lesbians are like Porn Lesbians. Just sitting around in platform heels and teased hair waiting for a schlong to come along.

Seriously, what is with the dick pics? It's like dudes think "Well titty shots make me hard, so surely a grainy shot of my 4 inch flaccid love truncheon will get her all hot and bothered"

And Robin is way too good for Ted.

Sounds like you dodged a bullet there anyway.

Except, as far as the guests know, it's just an ordinary potluck and not a wedding. Do you get all up on your high horse when someone invites you to an ordinary potluck because they have the gall to ask you to bring food?

I don't think you really understand how potluck works.

My sister had rafia foot things woven for all the bridesmaids for her beach wedding which looked really cool and hey, no shoes to buy!

I would empty the kitty litter into the dress, put it in a plastic bag with a brick and throw it through the brides window.

WHAT? Why would any of the bridesmaids agree to that?

Why wouldn't truly single folk need a +1 just as much as couples? If they don't know anyone else there, they're still going to be stuck with no one to talk to.

I understood it fine, I'm not sure why all these other people have their panties in a bunch.

So...is John Jimmies-Rustled back on the market or what?

Preach. I had a friend whose thrice married/thrice divorced mother insisted on arguing with her about the guest list, the catering, the dress etc. I'm thinking "Lady, you've had THREE motherfucking weddings, all with the 'perfect' napery and flowers and they all failed dismally. You don't get an opinion"

Everyone in the rest of the entire world is pretty much on board with socialism. I mean, the actual dictionary definition of socialism not the US definition of "communist fascist Nazi socialist Hitler" or whatever. People, by and large, like public health and education, having roads to drive on, fire departments to…

Seriously? Like non-nerds are never annoying and talk about things that others aren't interested in, like sports or babies? I hope you don't tell give your kid that advice.

He didn't say anything about "winning" at life. Just to be compassionate because you don't know other people's stories and to like the stuff you like for yourself. I'm not sure where you got the whole competition thing from.

She didn't say anything of the sort.

Hey, I couldn't agree more with thinking the monarchy is an outdated anachronism. I'm Australian and our dickhead PM just brought back in knights and dames titles. I just don't think they're going anywhere any time soon. They cost the public about 200 million pounds a year, but bring in around 500 million pounds in…