I went to school with a Greek girl called Aphrodite, we called her "Aphra" for short. But we're also Australian so we shorten every long name and lengthen every short name so your milage may vary.
I also went to school with a guy from Chad...called Chad. Chad from Chad. That was hilarious to a bunch of 9 year olds.…

I learned in my early 20's that if all you do is whine about shitty stuff in your relationship to your friends, then duh, they're going to think your relationship sucks and your boyfriend is a dick. While, for you, it might just be a weekly 10 minute vent session in an otherwise great relationship, to your friends…

Totally. She and Edie Falco just need to make shows together forever.

This, so much. I constantly tell my friends who're depressed about their "boring" lives that no one on Facebook is having as much fun as they want you to think they are.

If, what you mean is that it was really poor planning to turn their greatest national treasure into a munitions dump, twice, during said invasions, then yes, yes it was.

Except the Greeks didn’t really seem to value them all that much. As noted by another commenter, they used the Parthenon as a munitions store for god’s sake. Twice. Yes, twice. And both times the gunpowder ignited causing catastrophic and irreparable damage to the structure and decorations of the Parthenon. And then…

I’m the same. People ask how my husband and I are going and I say “good”, because well, we are good and asking about the status of someone’s relationship just seems like fishing for drama to me. I guess I could tell them about how he never changes the toilet roll and just balances the new roll on top of the toilet…

Ha ha ha! Have you ever actually read anything by Stephen King? Seriously?

I don't break out at all, but damn, a pulped cucumber sounds like a heavenly mask anyway.

Hey, thanks for the link to that website. I'm going to go through my bathroom drawers now.

Seriously? I felt embarrassed for her...

Did he call women "cunts" and joke about them getting raped back then too?

I think she was trying to play the "passionate, hot-tempered Italian" stereotype card, not realising that racism isn't an intergral part of passion. I mean, I've had a very heated arguement with one of my black friends and never in a million years would would it even cross my mind to use the word "nigger", no matter…

Two minutes into the game and I hate it because I can't shoot. I shot the guard fine, but when I go into the outdoor area full of cops...nothing. Reloading does nothing, switching from fist to gun does nothing. I don't know if it's a glitch or if I'm doing something wrong, but eh, pretty bored and frustrated with it…

For reals. I was beating the guys off with a stick after I shaved my head. Well maybe just beating guys off. What I mean to say is, I was fucking them. I also came of age when Alien 3 came out so there were a ton of guys out there who wanted to bang Ellen Ripley, because seriously, who wouldn’t?

I'm not American, I don't have a dog in this fight. I just think it's hilarious that you don't even know what her political history is, freely admit it, but then keep running your mouth about a topic you clearly aren't knowable about.

You know, you'd think that when people admit they don't know what they're talking about they'd refrain from commenting further, but you shine on you crazy diamond.

"Spoon" is actually an Australian slang term for a complete and utter idiot who can barely tie their shoelaces, so everyone here would actually know exactly what you meant.

What? What are you even talking about? Are we even reading the same comment thread? Mate, I seriously think you need to do some soul searching if this is your reaction to people talking about why pre-teen girls like Justin Bieber.

Wow guy, way to make an off the cuff comment about the Beibs all about you. Pretty insecure.