Oh please, they're not banning students at the school from playing the song in their dorms or buying the song. The student union is just not playing it in their buildings. Stop being so dramatic.

This didn't seem that bad, only because I've read White Maasai by that truly delusional German woman who married a Maasai warrior. This book sounds bad, but it can't possibly be "left my fiancee on a romantic holiday for a guy I just met because I was totally into the whole 'noble savage' thing and didn't realise he…

I'm going to start asking guys on the train "And how are YOUR BALLS today? Is there anything I can do to make YOUR BALLS more comfortable? Hey grandma, get up and give this guy your seat, can't you see that HIS BALLS need the room?"

Or you could lick your hand in the most disgusting, Jabba the Hutt type way possible, while making creepy eye contact with the guy. Then ever so slowly, hover your hand over his arm.

I've always thought that if I ever snap and fly into a homicidal rage it will be because some douche on the train is playing Candy Crush with the volume up.

If your balls are too big to sit down without airing them out, you should seek medical attention.

I just straight up say to someone with a purse on the seat "Excuse me, can I sit here". I even have a fallback comment if someone says no which is "Unless you paid for a ticket for your purse, move it out the way", but unfortunately no one has. I'm not someone who enjoys conflict but I actually like doing it to the…

We just voted in a conservative dickhole of a prime minister, so I'd hold off on that for a few years if I was you.

I bet Beyonce is having as great a time as it looks. No wait, a better time. She is probably dialing down the fun for her photos.

I can't believe this comment is greyed out. What an amazing story.

hopped up on ragtime and exposed ankles

I think a lot of those commenters are getting a very unwelcome wake-up call about all the not-rape they've apparently been doing and are lashing out in an attempt to prove that somehow, they really are the good and decent person they've always assumed themself to be.

Cultural relativism is not applicable in cases of egregious human rights violations.

Take that back! Crochet is thrill a minute stuff.

We don't have sororities/frats in Australia, yet we somehow manage to get jobs, husbands and friends anyway. Shocking, I know.

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I find it bizarre that grown women who've left college and, by all rights, should have jobs or families or some other shit to fill their days with, are such control freaks that they feel compelled to get involved in the recruitment of new members. Like, yeah, we get it, college was the best time of your life, but…

Fellow Aussie here. I was in the Goodies Appreciation Society where we watched Goodies episodes and...drank beer.

Don't you leave high school to get away from all that bullshit?

So despite the fact that one of the current sorority girls said that the candidate was so good there'd be a "dog fight" over her if she was white, it's a problem with the candidate?