Well I have Ebola virus which is worse than celiac AND lactose intolerance. Check and mate.

I'm am athiest and you sound like a douche. The Bible is fascinating as a historical and cultural document and as worthy of study as any text.

It does also specifically prohibit you from eating owls, which I'm sure the hipster "put an owl on everything" industry must be relieved about.

The sex in the books is pretty vanilla actually.

This isn't about choosing to be a stay at home parent or even choosing to have children and then having to go out to work or to stay at home. This is about women traditionally being excluded from the public sphere and being told that their only reason for existence was to produce children. I can only assume you're a…

Or just use a cup and never worry about this shit again!

Yes you can. I do and have never had a problem.

I go on to the advertisers page and post links to their competitors all over their walls.

I do hear the Benny Hill show music when BizzGuy makes a post though.

So what you're saying is a woman with a fast finishing guy should be satisfied never having an orgasm. You sound like a real catch.

So glad you decided to make your first post such an absolute delight. Now if you'd kindly fuck back off to wherever it was you were hiding before you decided to grace us with your presence, that'd be great.

How is going down on your girlfriend "physically discomforting"? Why the fuck would any woman continue to fuck a guy who refuses to consider her needs too? In an adult relationship "Sorry I'm done" just doesn't cut it. Just be single and have all the selfish, lonely sex you like, if that's your attitude.

Is this something people do now? A teenage girl on my train loudly announced to her friend that "Danielle has chlamydia". When her friend asked how she knew, the girl replies "Because her boyfriend had it and I fucked him".

You not getting the whole "choice" part of the equation. It obviously was pretty oppressive where for the past couple of thousand years women were seen livestock to be bred like cattle. Being forced to bear and raise children when you don't want to because that's the only thing women are allowed to do sounds pretty…

I think we found our busy body...

Given the amount of shitty business decisions he makes for no other reason than to control/manipulate/stalk his girlfriend of less than a month, I find it very hard to believe this guy isn't in jail, let alone a billionaire.

And for every copy of this shitty book to be encased in the concrete sarcophagus at Chernobyl where the cleansing power of radiation will neutralise this horror.

I read the first one and it's every bit as horrible as you've heard. I have no idea why so many women think Christian Grey is this ideal man. He literally spends the book saying he wants to "beat the shit" out of the heroine. And then he does. He beats her so hard with a belt that she breaks up with him. If you want…

I literally posted this exact same thing in response to someone else. We went from Amazon jungle expedition, FBI fugitive race across America, death row prisoner science experiment guinea pigs and a beautifully drawn portrait of selfless love and sacrifice to a bunch of boring survivors who obsess for 5 pages at a…

Agreed, I found the first part of the first book (pre-apocalypse) to be so compelling and Cronin spent so much time and effort making us invest in and care deeply for these flawed and painfully human characters, that when it jumped forward 100 years to a bunch of random people talking about batteries and radio…