Tony Stark realizes his alcoholism stems from the lifelong frustration of being trapped in the wrong gender.

Falcon is one of the first black superheroes to rise to prominence in comics. He had his own identity, his own history, and more importantly was his own hero. By making him the new Captain America they are negating that. They are overshadowing his accomplishments as a original black hero. Now in pop culture he just…

Sadly none of this saved the movie. Mostly because they DID NOT LEAVE THE KLINGON DANCE PARTY IN!

Should have sent a poet.

My 6-year-old daughter loves the comic superhero shows! And when I asked her about the boy characters, she named off a good 20. When I asked her about females, she kind of hesitated. There's a few well-known types—Catwoman, Mystique, Storm, Batgirl—then she kind of petered out and shrugged.

But the rave scene was instrumental in letting the audience know, we dealing with some COOL motherfuckers.

There's this scene in Attack of the Clones where it cuts to Anakin and Padmé walking down the street on Naboo and Padmé is all like "After my term being Queen ran out the new Queen was like 'Hey gurl, wanna be a senator and stuff?' and I was like 'K' so now I'm a senator and stuff."

SPACE DANDY IS... A DANDY GUY IN THE SPACE

"Damn thee, Jalopnik websyte. A fyre of lust exists in this tender heart for an inferno breathing metal chariot fashioned by thine friends in the Upper Territory. I have no use for a Wagoneer."

3 > New Vegas

THE NEXT HALF-LIFE GAME IS IN KOREAN AND YOU CAN'T SAVE

This reminds me of the clearly underrated Shogo: Mobile Armor Division!!