And cold, cubed watermelon.

That Quokka might kill you with sheer cuteness and cuddleability. I have never seen one before and its just too adorable.

And a Magic Wand it is!

And a Magic Wand it is!

No one WE know (obviously!), but there are some folks who might use this for growing appetite enhancing herbs than for growing flavor enhancing ones.

No one WE know (obviously!), but there are some folks who might use this for growing appetite enhancing herbs than…

I love how they include the herb seed pack (Genovese Basil (x2), Thai Basil, Curly Parsley, Italian Parsley, Cilantro, Chives Dill, Mint) with each unit to make it look like legit. Good marketing!

I love how they include the herb seed pack (Genovese Basil (x2), Thai Basil, Curly Parsley, Italian Parsley,…

Only in my own imagination.

Maybe all females cheat on HIM.

That would be “She said” and it really isn’t that weird unless you are the Pillsbury Dough Boy or the Peanut Growers Association.

I just want to know how the hell he gets the biscuit batter out of the tube without popping it. The rest really isn’t that weird.

Since the first Super Bowl, they have said that by Super Bowl 50, we would all be flying around with jet packs and have flying cars.

My dad worked at a Chrysler plant for many years, and in the parking lot, there was no offical guide for by brand parking, but, if you drove some other brand and parked it in the lot, when you came out of the end of the shift, your co-workers (and good union brothers and sisters) will have re-arranged your car for…

Yes, yes and yes! Wearing light colors or reflective clothing will help, too. As a walker, I specially purchased a white hoodie and white jacket for the fall months. Even the sidewalk isn’t safe.

Start at the bottom of a steep hill, and by the time you get to the top, you will know how to drive a stick. The are also great theft protection since so many people don’t know how to drive one. I have never had trouble re-selling one either, which is the BS line car salesmen give you to make you cough up the extra…

And you were RIGHT.

And you were RIGHT.

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Oh. Yeah. That too. ;)

Oh. Yeah. That too. ;)

They say money isnt a motivator, but from personal observation, I can tell you that lack of it sure is!

Win or Lose (or Lose and Lose) we still love them, and always will.

Oh, and I had broken my ankle a week prior to this, so the whole fight transpired with me in a boot cast, on crutches. He actually took one out of my hand at one point and beat me with it.

I was covering my mouth trying not to laugh at the whole post. It didn’t work and I had tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard. Co-workers already think I am nuts, so no damage done there.