I love the cucumber whale and hope to see him swimming in a salad bar sometime soon.

The sad part of those gloves is that they will stay that pristine white for about 10 seconds. I wonder why they just don't come already dirt colored and grass stained.

My thoughts exactly. In a world without much hope, they create their own.

Perhaps too confident, as in they think they are so good they don't take the woman's pleasure into account but just assume she is satisfied, when indeed, she is not.

You are 100% correct on that!

Friday afternoon meetings really are the best environment to play in. Good luck.

As soon as I read "Don't imagine it" I did imagine it, and it was pretty damn horrifying.

If you hate Buzzwords in general, I highly recommend Bullsh*t Bingo for your next meeting. http://www.bullshitbingo.net/cards/bullshit/ When you win, you stand up in the middle of a meeting and yell BULLSH*T. It really breaks up those otherwise dull and unproductive wastes of time.

I love fashion as much as the next woman, but the thought of carrying a bag that costs what it takes many American families 5 YEARS (or more) to earn is obscene. I would rather carry my stuff in the plastic bag the Lego set came home from the toy store in.

I don't watch a lot of television, but I do have a child, so what she watches, I watch as well, mostly to keep tabs on what is going in her eyes. She has gotten me interested in some good shows, including Mythbusters, Mysteries at the Museum and several Nick shows. I will admit to being a fan of SpongeBob; Plankton…

Why insult my keyboard? If you have issue with my, say so, and don't blame the hardware. Troll.

They have also featured the "ice cream sandwich" bench in her post-fire room here on Giz as well.

They did all melt on a lamp and caused a fire on iCarly.

You know what's weird, I have 2 bird feeders and a bird bath and I don't even LIKE birds.

To provide a more natural experience for the birds?

If it can't be seen from outer space, it needs MORE LIGHTS. I also have more than 37 ornaments on my tree, but most of them are family traditions, and childhood favorites, and since I value pleasure over aesthetics, it will remain (by mathematical standards) overloaded.

Maybe this is why my bird bath is so popular: no predators (and only one really territorial dragon fly). My mind is now working on the pros and cons of adding fish to my bird bath.

If there was any device that licked you awake, the sales would be off the charts and not to babies.

Yahoo doesn't think the world is ending either or they wouldn't bother closing all public chat rooms on December 14; they would just leave them open for another week.