The down side being that sooner or later (probably sooner) your child's name will be obsolete technology. Every day when I feed dinner to little DialUp and little FilmCamera, we talk about their day, and they complain about the other kids (especially that brat Broadband) and how he is so much faster than they are at…

I am flattered that you noticed my consistency, and I will be glad to go to the kitchen, because I would kick your ass in there too, you ignorant troll.

The winning ticket is in my purse right now!

The Tall Boy no less.

I am wondering how many headless fake pics will be linked to a FB profile of someone just to terrorize them. I am also wondering how it is they will be sure the pics they show are of people over 18. I am all for internet freedom, but I hope this site gets shut down fast, as it reeks of exploitation and extortion.

Why would Stephen Hawking go to sex club and have "naked woman grind on him"?

Thank goodness for the American Way!

Don't be. As the Dos Equis guy says, if you don't have a dark secret, it's never too late to get one.

TY4OP. I learned something . :)

OP?

I love that picture; it should be called "Cow Posse".

Poor little robots.....they can play the notes, but they can never feel the music in their soul.

Steak and eggs rocks.

One of my favorite cold weather dinners is a nice breakfast, and who hasn't had pizza for breakfast?

To avoid crowds and overloaded servers, I did my online shopping on Black Friday and I am doing my brick and mortar shopping on Cyber Monday.

Your shopping well prioritized.

A hot pink lace bra, in my size and on sale!