To catch the fox, you have to think like the fox. To think like the fox, you have to know what the fox is eating, is he hot or cold, what soap opera is he watching; does he prefer Christina or Britney; whats he reading; who is his favorite porn star; what brand of bullets does he like. If it were me, there would be…

Snowballs......as close to perfection as a snack cake can get.

Don't worry about the reply button thing. I saw it and next time you know there is a function for that. :)

So true it made me LOL.

I would hope there are a few high level US operatives on this list as well. What better way to gather intelligence? If I was in that position, I would sign up for everything including the Taliban recipe of the day email. What better way to know your prey?

He needs 2 action figures; one with angels wings and one with devils horns to represent his good Ego vs Id evil sides. Of course the Id one has to be MUCH larger in this case.

Remember, freedom of religion also means freedom not to believe in anything. I happen to believe in a Higher Power, though I don't know the exacts of how that Power works, but I am not at ALL offended by Mr. Chan's article. He has the right to think, feel, believe, and say whatever he wants. If my faith was weak…

I like white noise and sleep with a fan running year round.

This is on Mary Poppins holiday gift wish list.

Yes, and unless we get our act together they will never want to become Americans either.

"Belly button biosystem". "Eden of belly button fauna."

+1

Your last paragraph was what was in my heart when I wrote my original comment.

Am I reading too much into the upper case use in "You Opened Hell Gates on Yourselves"? It just seems rather.....odd, especially since such usage is not in the rest of the message.

No. I won't even have a television in my bedroom, so that I can have a peaceful place to retreat to for rest. I try to not even work from home, as if I let that get started, they will have me working 24/7. I work to live, not live to work.

I am still idealistic and basically honest, and there is NO place in government for that kind of subversive attitude.

Yes, I have been awakened by morning wood, and I am not even a guy.

Thank you for the sentiment, since most people feel I am either an idiot or a liar, but, that's fine. At least people are talking and responding, and I do take it as a good sign that no one has called me a whoresluttrollpigbitch.

Yes, I knew when I posted it that there would be some backlash. It doesn't really bother me, and I don't feel the need to defend my position when I spoke quite truthfully and from the heart. Someone will always have something to say, regardless of if they agree or not; it's the internet and to be expected. Hate…

Laugh if you want, I was (and am) being serious.