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Yes, I knew when I posted it that there would be some backlash. It doesn't really bother me, and I don't feel the need to defend my position when I spoke quite truthfully and from the heart. Someone will always have something to say, regardless of if they agree or not; it's the internet and to be expected. Hate

Laugh if you want, I was (and am) being serious.

I don't care if you are red. I don't care if you are blue. I don't even care if you are purple or one of the rainbow of shades in between. I care that we are ALL Americans, and we are all in this together.

3 Watt? I would want 3,000 watts. Blind them and then beat them.

Santa already KNOWS.

Ooooo, thanks for the tip.....I can't believe I never thought of this.

Auto correct is almost as bad as voice recognition software. During a recent chat with a friend, he SAID "We get all the cool toys", but what I GOT was "We get all the pool boys".

Heavy.

That's the first day lesson in code breaking class; E is the most used letter in the English language. If it's a simple code, just take the single most used character and replace it with E and you are well on your way.

That is so uncalled for (have you inside knowledge of their marriage?). To blame his wife of 35+ years for what even he admits was HIS mistake. There is no excuse on his part other than cowardice. If he was unhappy or unfulfilled in his marriage, he should have had the guts to get out of it.

That's what I thought.

Personal observation. I care more about my career than to just shit on it (pardon) by having an affair with a co-worker. I might also add that the fall out for a woman is worse; guys who cheat are called "players", women who cheat are called "sluts". I am not saying it's fair (it's not) but that's the way it IS.

8-Don't have the affair with a co-worker. Ever.

The way to mess with this particular technology is to be a twin or triplet. It will see "you" come into the store 2 or 3 times without ever leaving. Or better yet, see you and you and you enter 2 or 3 stores at the same time.

Bottoms up smiley face? What an interesting planet.

This should be named Quasimodo.

Thanks for making me have to cover my mouth to stifle the laughter.

I am still around but not as visible (who is?) since the format change. I will likely be around for a while too, just not as easy to spot. Glad you enjoy my twisted humor. ;)

The last one I ever took was positive (and WONderful news) as well. Its all about the timing!

Now even more reason for men to drop to their knees and thank heaven for a negative pregnancy test.