He is also some cousin to my Grandmother. :) Its like being related to royalty.

Not sure where you are going with that (sounds a little judgmental to me), but if indeed I was a "pussy face", I would probably be the most popular woman on the planet.

fEeD mE sEymoUr!

So, if I understand this correctly....The Stupid shall inherit the Earth.

In a way it is. The Hippies had a lot of good ideas (peace and love, etc) and some not so good ones (VW Micro buses, Tie Dye and not shaving pits or legs). I grew up the generation with the ideal of "Ask not what your country (world) can do for you, but what you can do for your country." I still find it a good…

I am not talking about raising money (which wont do any good since someone will just misuse it). I am talking all world powers at the UN ready to sign a Peace Treaty for All Time if I make the jump. Then and only then. So I state again, for no amount of money.

Not for ANY amount of money, (no, not even that much), but I would do it for stuff like world peace and end to hunger, etc; anything for betterment the of humankind.

People already tell me my eyes give me away, so this is going to create a real security risk for me.

I love these. I love them so much, that I can assure you that outside the event of a Level One Office Supply Emergency, they would never actually remove a staple, but would instead simply sit in majesty in a place of honor on my desk.

I am a people watcher. It can entertain for hours on end.

I hope all the hate mail about that is directed at YOU and not me!

Whats so cool about Giz, is that no matter what subject we are talking and no matter how frivolous and off hand my comment, someone always comes back with real, true, pertinent information. Thank heaven for the subject matter experts here! You guys are what keeps this from de-evolving into totally useless blather.

I had actually forgotten about that until someone else mentioned it, and it was probably my favorite episode.

For old tymes sake - Last!

I get a variety of responses to my posts, from good to stuff like "I hate your guts, bitch, and I am coming to kill you". Nice to know yours is just global warming related to my horrible jokes.

+1

I thought goldfish were the only things born already pregnant.

Now where did eye leave that... ;)

Dad? Is that you?

You must not be a Dad. Kids now know you are allowed to kill them. They know they have "rights".