I may have even slept in one. I will pass on the chair though. Ugly, too expensive and not welcoming/uncomfortable are things you look for in a spouse, not a chair.

It is until you print them out and at the next product introduction meeting you go to Joe Brown pops up and screams BULLSHIT! and Giz get UN-invited to yet another corporate event.

If you want to throw around useless buzzwords, I highly recommend BS BINGO http://www.bullshitbingo.net/cards/bullshit/ Print one out and take it to your next meeting.

My thoughts exactly. Just ASK (not in a text).

"Its really complicated.....I really appreciate you not telling anyone" means he lied, they did not break up, he just wanted some strange and it also ASSURES the girl he is in the "complicated" relationship with, will definitely be hearing about "last night" through the grape vine.

I actually AM in one of the swing states (Ohio), and in fact, they say that here, single women will decide the vote, so that would be me again. Even if I knew that statistically that it would not matter, I would vote anyway. Its a right that many have suffered and died for, and I, for one, will not let their work…

Thank goodness it's in addition to your number and doesn't have to replace it so you don't have to give your mom your new dial of **LongSchlong.

I before e except after.....what was that again?

I had a Bruce Wayne fantasy. Till now.

Amen sister. We have had the right to vote for less than a hundred years, which is not so long in the major scheme of things and its a right that is not ever to be taken for granted. I hope to think our fore-mothers would be proud of what we have done with it.

I agree with you. They will have to kill me to take my right to vote away. I am a faithful voter and registered the DAY I turned 18. I research the candidates and issues and take my little paper with my decisions to the voting booth with me and I have never missed an election, no matter how small. I even stopped…

I thought you didn't comment here any more... ;)

I don't care who you vote for, so long as you vote. Democrazy only works if everyone takes part. If you don't vote, don't complain about who wins.

I misread you comment as "I hope you got a number two" and I wondered what kinky thing that was.

Just SEEING a snake will make me (temporarily) forget any pain I am in while I run away screaming.

Not a fingerprint (at least not that I know of) but your sweat or the natural oil on your skin, if the paper is that sensitive (or will be). Think of how much your hands sweat when you're nervous (like in an interview) and there would be no shortage of fluid for them to check. Am I paranoid? I used to think maybe…

Without your permission, yes, they are, as are any medical tests and their confidential results. Almost all jobs applications have someplace in the fine print that when you sign, you also understand and permit that tests may be taken and results shared with the prospective employer.

If they make it sensitive enough, just the perspiration from your hands would work.

The potential invasion of privacy and HIPPA issues with this are huge. Employment applications with drug, pregnancy and HIV tests built in are the first thing that pops to mind and there are endlessly ways this could be used to invade your privacy, all of which are illegal.

That sounds like a Thanksgiving weekend release horror flick.