dammit.

I am paranoid and use a long dead pets name so that my neighbors cant hear me calling my security answer to come in from the back yard.

Whats that they say on the internet? "Pics or it didn't happen." ;)

Or maybe a little TOO sexy.

This is why its called a Booty Call and not a Booty Text. If you're trying to get laid, at least use the more personal form of communication.

Its not just squat, its squat while not peeing on our feet. An even more complicated maneuver is the "hover in high heels" that we do so nothing on our bodies touches the toilet set in public restrooms. Its not easy being a girl, but, its SO worth it.

I am so glad I am a female.

I actually agree 100%. We are no longer "Americans" but "Democrats" or "Republicans". A house divided upon itself can not stand, and I fear for the future of my country. That being said, I don't have a problem making fun of either side or their puppet propaganda machines.

This must be the Iranian office of Fox news.

That lead picture (the eye being held open) made me think of a Clockwork Orange. A really violent and creepy film that has a firm place in the top 5 of my "Never Watch Again" list.

I hope I get to drive a Vette at 72, that is way cool. My mom has a mini van. She also carries a gun. She is a scary woman.

Sure. If I have the nerve to ride with my mom, certainly a driverless car is going to be a step up, safety wise.

OMG! That's the first thing I thought of and I could not remember the name. They should re-introduce it and call it Hairy Hipster.

Etta had such a beautiful voice. Her "At Last" gives me chills.

They were stuck in Cross Town Traffic.

Purple Haze?

Click the pic.

I had to click the HD just to see if that was really the Michelin Man photobombing that shot.

In other pig related news.....there is a worldwide bacon shortage forecast for next year. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/world-bacon-shortage-unavoidable-223157784.html

Usually allow extra 10/15 minutes to clean off car and warm it up and then 10/15 more to allow for poor road conditions/accidents.