The least he can do is make it bullet proof, too. You can't flip a power switch on a bullet like you can on a phone and then you would have an excuse to buy the jacket.

He wrote with his right hand, but played guitar left handed and on an upside down guitar. His brain must have been incredible; genius, dyslexic or just plain wired backasswards.

No. I mean that so long as a man/woman is willing to pay for sex, there will be a man/woman who is willing to sell it. Its economics not objectification.

Its called the Worlds Oldest Profession for a reason. Its always been around, just with new venues, and there is no new kink under the sun; its all been done.

They can make fun all they want, the phone was cheap (or free) and I pay less than $35 a month for more service than I really need. I chuckle all the way to the bank. :$

I will raise you two soup cans on a string. Call.

Is he hot? Fix us up, we can chat old phones. ;)

Brushed Nickel finish, and I have put it through hell (dropped is countless times, run it over, dropped it in the loo a few times) but its fine. I think I paid $49.99 for it and even managed to schmooze the Verizon rep into dropping that due to length of account and perfect payment record. (Amazing what you can get…

I still have and use the original RAZR, so no snickering here. It's not smart or pretty, but its a workhorse.

I agree and I still have that same dream. I still think its possible, given the right set of circumstances and the right mix of good timing, mostly hard work, and sometimes dumb luck to achieve that dream, not just in America. Keep the dream alive!

I LOLd so hard I snorted.

I wish I could promote that. Nice work.

I miss the old days too. The layout isn't fab, I agree, but mostly I miss the community. I guess its true that nothing good lasts forever (and it was good, one of the best anywhere on the net). One thing is still the same, even the most innocent of my comments manages to stir up a shit-storm. That never ceases…

I may be an naive idealist, but I still think that you can make a decent living without having to steal from anyone. If giving up my ideals is the only way to "be rich" then I am glad I am not.

I hope they staff it with Ninjas so we will finally have the answer to the not-quite-age-old riddle of "Who would win - Pirates vs. Ninjas?".

Three dollars per test is actually a good deal, but, it may be more appropriate (and a better seller) to sell fertility/ovulation tests in bars. Combat the issue before it gets to be an issue.

Actually, I get some of my best and most innovative ideas from things I read here. Granted its not going into a new invention or anything like that (at least not so far!) but things I read here help me do my job, even if that just means the way I deal with/talk to our tech people. Being able to talk the talk goes a…

Agree 101%. The only things stopping any of us from being successful (and rich if that is how you measure it) are luck or circumstance and possibly our own lack of initiative.

The best MOON landing video is the one starring Bugs Bunny.

I have also noted that the courtesy level (or just plain civility) has gone through the floor here. I blame the lack of having to earn the privilege of commenting and the loss of the threat of ban hammer for that.