I taught my then boyfriend (now x-husband) to drive a standard shift, which is not that big a deal, until I casually mentioned it in front of his buddies. He never forgave me for that one.

Retribution from wives tends to come when you least expect it and last forever. I am sure there will be a chapter 2 to that story. ;) And I love Woz too.

I am always pleased when one of my comments strikes a chord with someone, even if its a revolting chord. At least I know I made them think. ;)

I just gave in and let whatever varmint that shows up to the bird feeder eat there. I did make it more entertaining though, by hanging the bird feeder on a shepherds hook that is about 5 feet tall which I covered in Crisco* to make it really hard (and funny) for them to get up there.

Whatever you do...don't give it mouth to mouth.

Why burn your bridges and break those up? You may need to make that booty call again some day. ;)

That's the only time I would think it acceptable. I don't think you are even required to "break up" it it was a one nighter, booty call or a casual thing. You have to "be together" to break up and those don't qualify in my book.

But they wont respect you in the morning.....

I wish that apron was available for all the Super Friends, especially Superman. I would wear it backward and untied (cape like) and run through the house screaming about Lex Luthor and Kryptonite.

I thought it was rocks. Since I do not care for plums, maybe she was being cruel after all, by throwing a less than delicious fruit at it.

I had to laugh at the lady throwing rocks at the snake to save it; she is a better person than me since I would not have run it over, but I wouldn't go out of my way to save it either (or the spider). The turtle, I would have helped.

I would actually like a keyboard that's back lit as I do a lot of work at night and dislike glaring overhead lights, but whats with no 10 key on it? Even we number crunchers can't see in the dark and I never use the numeric row; it's just too slow to enter figures that way.

You can now retire from the internet because nothing as cool as a response from THE MAN HIMSELF will ever happen to you the rest of your life. (I am so excited, I can't wait to tell my daughter and my mom, and every person I know!)

I would try to be cool and not bother him, I am sure he gets tired of that, but, at some point I am sure he would turn around and ask why I am grinning and quivering like a spaz and also to ask me to PLEASE stop taking his picture.

The Woz is so cool that I wouldn't even mind being the person behind him in the TSA line.

They grow up so fast....sniff, sniff.

Me.

Good to see you Brian, and as always, a well written post. I hope it can make a difference for Aquarius and the future of undersea research.

Don't the Ferengi already do this?

I immediately assumed that comment is some kind of secret code. Now I am feverishly working to break it.