I would assume an earth tremor or some type of electrical activity. Then I would ready my jumper cables for the people who never bother to SHUT THE DAMN THINGS OFF when they do eventually come out and find they have a dead battery.

Keep the faith in Jesus.

Gives a whole new meaning to King Size, doesn't it?

Someone who is having the mother of all nicotine fits.

I will admit that it HURT me to actually screw those up that badly, but it was effective use of making a point.

I loved the methods the Uncles used on traveling salesmen.

Pleaze releeze dis malwears on da peeples whining bout da speeling and grommatikal errers.

Just because you can does not mean you should (yes, I know its a comic strip). There would be untold changes in today by even the slightest change in yesterday. How do we know that if Hitler had been killed, someone else, possibly even WORSE, would not have risen to power? The socieltal conditions had to be right…

The second thing I customized on Office was to put Clippy away, hopefully never to be seen again. (The first was to kill that stupid "ribbon".)

All things in Moderation.

As a mother, this brought me to tears and made me remember how lucky I am to have a healthy child. God bless and keep Bertrand and his family and all the medical professionals who are working to help.

There is "running" then there is "running for you life from a lion". Motivation is a MAJOR factor.

That scene is from the movie "Second Hand Lions" and it was SUCH a good movie.

I wonder how many guys will place 3 fingers on their chest to check the spacing of their Moobs.

And they will name it Snappy and it will pop up all the time and ask you if you need help.

Excellent comment.

I wonder if this is related to the drastic increase in C Section deliveries of babies too. (Hard to squeeze those huge craniums out the old fashioned way.)

Are those airplanes in my pocket, or am I just glad to see you?

Iwo Creama. Clever.

I would say GENERALLY a woman who is balding is perceived as being ill (usually assumed she is in chemo) and the illness alone would scare off many people who might otherwise find her attractive.