What’s the plan to reverse the site’s cratering traffic? More guides on how to act normal around minorities?

Kind of strange that all three of them are unnamed - is that pretty common in Tennessee?

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You would have to ask one of the electors, of group of which I am not a member. Of course, neither of us was a member of the group of electors that elected the last US President, unless you were a member of the Electoral College.

You seem unable to separate a factual statement - that Xi is elected (albeit by a small group) and is more powerful than the US President - from a value judgement.

[sees horrible injuries inflicted on collie]

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

If the Belgian theater was really serious about locking that logo down, they should have put some rings on it.

It seems like Manfred is going full Goodell here, but not quite: a player who challenges his punishment will have his appeal decided by an independent arbitrator as stipulated under the CBA. In the NFL, that arbitrator can be Goodell himself. This is better.

Isn’t the more apt conclusion - “any institution that is left to self-police itself, won’t?”

Mental health issues can be terrible. You inevitably feel like it’s you vs. yourself.

My big issues with this article:

I want a spinoff where two Mobile Suits fight drug dealers to a Steppenwolf soundtrack.

Gundam Gundam The Pusher Man

Truly a banner week for news on NFL stars who destroyed digital material under suspicious circumstances.

I think you meant to say “BAKE him over the coals.” Coals are a source of fuel that may be used to cook food. It’s sort of embarrassing that you messed up such a common saying, to be honest.

Outside of World Cups, the U.S. doesn’t get to play meaningful matches against European and South American sides—unless it can reach the Confederations Cup.

“I have no knowledge of that.”

The Rays were originally going to point the camera on their fans, but NASA already has a top of the line instrument that focuses on the empty, soulless expanse of unimaginable nothingness.

13. Waterski and wakeboard

Player: Same hand... I win!