What they're really missing is a mid-video break to discuss their crowd-sourced Five Best Hair Products.

And people say there isn't enough scoring in soccer

The Vikings immediately signed the ball to their practice squad

+1 you idiot

The Jets appear to be first in line, as they have no problem giving up in games, home or away.

Of course, it wasn't The Old Man and the Sea either.

If they really want Idzik to burn, they should know by now that it takes more than a jet and some fuel to bring down such a big target.

Coach K also bemoaned US nation-building practices, as he felt there were better uses than building houses with all those bricks.

Stick to tortes

they beat a man so badly he now suffers from severe brain injury.

Kevin's adorable Hudson-isms continued, "sometimes you're the pitcher and sometimes you're the catcher, but in either case I would know you're not my son."

You cut off the part where slime is dumped on the poor guy's head.

The only shit-eating I see is his grin

Thankfully, Brent is used to three-and-outs

Boyett was quickly signed to the Robertson Lawn & Garden practice squad, where he will continue to work on his cover skills.

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The investigation into whether "Clarkson University" is a real college remains underway.

pretty sure the 't' is silent

Well, that answers the age old riddle of how many Serbians it takes to fly a drone into the middle of a Serbia-Albania soccer match.

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