They were the two millionaires until Obama got to them

Our prospect who art in Gate 7,
fallowed be thy brain
Thy pro day come, thy will be done
As a legitimate NFL draft pick

Bob Barker, too, was against the pussification of America you know

Sorry Robbie, wingmen aren't allowed out either

Ken Lay: [rolls wadded up balance sheet into the bin] They don't call me Ken Lay-ups for nothing!

Da Brats are primarily known to cause congestive heart failure, so I might seek a second opinion about that whole brain damage thing.

Please remember to bring your binoculars to this Saturday's #EagleStalk

[J.A. doesn't make any points during the 48 minute conversation]

Joke's on them, Puig already sold his kidneys to secure safe passage to America

Leading someone into a really dark room, playing doctor to examine their poker, and then offering them candy afterwards is NOT a great way to make friends, or so says my parole officer

It found the Bias has been all but eradicated.

He definitely made a pungent käse today that he's something special. Normally young talent will string you along before you can tell if he's really aged into a gouda player.

Kessel looked particularly fatigued when he made a run in over 14 parsecs

Clippy: Well let's see, you can help someone with spell checking, serve as a thesaurus, provide templates for various professional memo formats, contemplate suicide as your master clicks "don't show me this tip again" for the third time today, and debate the merits of the Oxford comma.

There will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth, but I'll get it back when I become a Bjorn Again Christian

The boos from the fans must have confused him

NFL GM #1: What do you call a story with dicks, holes, and no females.

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In Sharieff's defense, who still asks for Now and Laters?

The black widows had hopes for a Rush'n Attack