I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."

I don't mean to worry anyone, but I think Steven Tyler might be being played by James Franco now. Let's hope my eyes are broken.

I used to work at a strip club in Dupont Circle D.C. that was a block away from the utterly fantastic Kramerbooks & Afterwords, a 24 hour bookstore and cafe.

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

Sometimes I feel like lies don't count as lies when the truth is nobody's business anyway.

Not if you're a Piston's fan. Although, really, my only true, burning hatred was focused on the Bulls. I actually kind of liked Starks because he would occasionally get over on Jordan, who I hated with the intensity of a billion suns.

True, there are exceptions. I had a friend who always used to crash on my couch rather than drive home drunk. That was well and good when I was out getting drunk myself. But then I'm suddenly no longer 21 or 22 doing so. Yet he still showed up. 23 comes and goes, no letting up. Finally I had to tell him to knock that…

I see, I see. Because slapping hugely inflated reparations on Germany worked out so well for everybody the first time.

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Vagnoni is 56, a few years older than I am (I'm at the boom's end.). When she writes about the ideas boomers have about how parents should be treated, I have to laugh. Boomers treated their parents like garbage. They had tons of advantages. The kind no group before or since had.

Ari, just wanted to say I love your posts about your wife. You sound like the greatest people and it's heartwarming to read bits and pieces of your lovely, healthy marriage. I wish you had a blog to show newlyweds how to "do marriage". Now I'm smiling and will go kiss my lovely husband for no reason.:)

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

The sad irony of this, of course, is that Taylor's death had at least as much to do with him being a millionaire who lived in a big house as it had to do with him being a young black man. That is to say, the guys were robbing the house because it was big and they figured there'd be lots of valuable shit in it. …

Dumb men don't know that you shouldn't go anywhere near a pool when you're on your cycle.

Do the Challenger disaster next!

Hat looks fresh post-fall as well. Seriously, F this guy.