I wanted to read about Whoopi making people homeless! Has she gone from being possessed by Patrick Swayze to repossessing houses?

Dodai's a huge advocate for minding your own goddamn business when it comes to other people's bodies—this blog is full on numerous articles proving that. So lay off.

Who's judging her? Dodai just pointed out how much of an asshole this doctor is.

I wonder if this doctor feels like winter, summer and fall might still be up in there.

I read it as Dodai pointing out how awful it is for a doctor to come on TV and say such things.

"Like Heaven."

GIF PARTY!

GIF PARTY!

Word. I'd like to see a zygote attempt this.

I prefer this to babies in huge ceramic planters. Something about spraying a baby with the garden hose just seems cruel to me.

"Nobody messes with Dejesus."

Half of that shit will be under my tree.

I've become so desensitized to her idiocy that I can't even hear words when she speaks now. She is a gif to me, a forever-moving-like-a-silent-shark gif.

No, I really dunk my junk in enough semi-solid liquids as is. Waxing would be overkill. :)

Millions of subpar handjob recipients agree!

So, should I be using RazHERs when I groom my bulbous balls?

I would torment this person every year from Thanksgiving to New Years, with "Happy Howie Days!" or "Look at Howie Carr(ves) the turkey!"

I don't understand Howie thinks you can get away with saying that!

When I engage in taboo activities I always make sure to use a Safe(way) word.

56. Placement of any continents