Please, please do not show this to middle schoolers. It is definitely not safe for work/school.

That kinda happens when you make it your goal to play all the metal gear games in order

Wait is that real? Because if it is, it’s simply amazing.

Shout-out to the Starflight instruction manual for Genesis, which featured professional color paintings of each alien race you can meet in the game, a hint guide presented as a surprisingly compelling short story, starmaps and technical charts, and another short story by legendary sci-fi author Robert Silverberg, just…

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:

Deconstruction Videos > Destruction Videos

I get so much more pleasure watching this than someone just smashing the product they bought.

Meanwhile, Vegeta reacts to being left out of, yet another, DBZ comparison:

Aren’t Komorikiri and Ranai Japanese?

No, it isn’t. Not in my head. And this video takes place in my head. I will never call him Teedus. Ever.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

Not a single goddamn thing in that comic was about gender.

Have you READ Kotaku?

“Elitist Assholes”... Yeahokay. The only one that comes to mind is Leffen, The Godslayer, Villain of Melee, who is completely arrogant, but only because he’s so good. Everyone hates him and he doesn’t care, and that’s all. On the other hand, we have those like the Five Gods who are all so awesome and are just a bunch…

Sorry but that’s an oxymoron. If you’re not in the know, you’re not competitive. That’s the whole concept of “meta” that arises in competitive gaming. There’s not a competitive game on the planet where you can play in a vacuum and then show up at a tournament and beat everybody. To be competitive you HAVE to keep up…

lmao, you have absolutely zero idea what you’re talking about.
You also have zero idea what fighting games are about, apparently.

competitive = in the know.
If you’re playing the game and just want to have fun, it likely doesnt effect you because you’re probably not playing against competitive people.

If you think you’re going to go to a tournament to “have fun” and play a casual game, then you are misunderstanding what a tournament is. If you…

It should read melee players have been complaining for years that every version of smash that isn’t melee isn’t melee.

This is .. Totally harmless! Why not, I guess. My daughter is slightly more likely to get into things with female protagonists too, so I get it.

My man

Are they censoring punches? I remember watching this when I was kid and holy shit sometimes fight scenes were really brutal

Actually for a ds with broken hinges or screen it’s a revival, not to mention nostalgic.