As the daughter of a midwife, I have long been aware of and third-hand familiar with the ‘grittier’ side of birth.

I don’t recognize myself at all in Knightley’s birth experience. I also didn’t look like the cover below three months after giving birth. That’s the september issue of Elle, Knightley’s daughter was born in may. 

Maybe she didn’t vomit, piss, and shit. I didn’t. Everyone’s birthing story is different. When I was checking out of the hospital I saw women I’d seen the day before, when we were all still pregnant, some looked like they had been through hell and back while others looked like they picked flowers. Two women came up to…

I think Pete Davidson is fucking hilarious and spot on. I don’t get the hate. His bit was really good. In fact most of his bits are.

And just like that, police unions will go silent, realizing that this isn’t a BLM bogeymen they thought they could trot out to the nation.

There was a standoff for two motherfucking hours and he shot a cop. WTF is that if not resisting you stupid fuck?

Ummm He shot 7 police officers when confronted. Not sure how much more resistance he could have shown. These excuses are getting even dumber.

Did they take him to Burger King before taking him to jail? 

Can’t have been a black eye. If it was they’d have shot it.

What amazing restraint these officers had after being fired upon and seeing one of their mates killed to take the armed White guy alive, a quality that should be applauded once they also manage to show the same restraint on calls that deal with disabled individuals or those with mental health issues having episodes or…

“I murdered a cop and shot 6 others and all I got was a black eye”

So he's still alive though? Even after literally killing cops? Meanwhile, black folks can't even step out their car before being shot.

You think this happened by accident? This whole trip was to appeal to the Christian right who love all that coloniser bullshit. Its a dog whistle Melania is just to ignorant/dumb to realise it.

Donald Trump has been phenomenal for W’s legacy.

From: Barry
To: Michael Harriot.

Thank Black women. Thank Native women. etc, etc. We’re tired of being thanked after the fact for trying to save you from yourselves. Try listening to us and not erasing us from your fucking feminist movement for once.

Okay, so that second picture freaked me out. Because it is basically the same image used as an EXAMPLE of white imperialism (in India, but still) in a widely used college history textbook (from a Kipling story about white saviors):

Seeing her holding those children’s hands made my skin crawl. The absolute audacity. This is the birther woman.

You aren’t being fair to Tucker.

Translation: