My dream threesome with them is brunch. Preferably at their house. After a long week and, encouraging things are said.

I’m unclear as to why she’s beloved, but I hear you.

In an abstract sense I would love a threesome with Chrissy Teigen and John Legend but only if a threesome is when three people hug and say encouraging things and then have snacks. The two of them can have sex and I'll tidy up the snack area but I don't think I'd be bringing anything to the table by participating.

Bum alcohol ingestion is usually done by either idiot teens who heard about it from Chad, or truly hard-core alkies who can’t let their breath reek of booze but are dedicated to destroying every last shred of their liver.

Yep. A male friend of mine started kissing me when we were both drunk - I told him I didn’t really want to, but wasn’t going to stop him, and he backed off entirely. Another friend asked me out - I said no, he said ok, we’re still really good friends. My sister was making out with her first boyfriend and he want to…

No no Junior, people don’t like you with beer because as your college buddies said, you piss yourself. You drink too much then have to wear a diaper, which is how you got the name “Diaper Don”. Donald Trump Junior is an alcoholic who wets himself when he’s had too much.

Besides doing irreparable harm to women and people of color for god knows how many decades, the main consequence of the Kavanaugh debacle is that it neatly demonstrated just how hard this country works to punish sexual assault victims while abetting and lionizing the men who commit sexual assault. A generation of boys…

That cool stoner guy grew up to be the dude who got black our drunk with me, tried to make out, and when I said “UHHH NO THANKS” said “Oh shit I’m sorry” and took like ten steps away from me. Not hard folks. 

I’ve been poking through the comments on NPR and Jez/Splinter’s posts about all the bullshit the GOP is currently up to, and INVARIABLY there is at least one woman at the top of the comments saying Dr. Ford lied, Kavanaugh was in high school so we are making a BFG out of nothing, etc etc and other women complaining…

Sadly, for most wealthy white men, male beauty is defined as “I have $400 million in my checking account, baby, how hot is that?”

They know white woman vote republican no matter what so why should they care about a few women who yell at them and can’t do anything?

Especially given that FOX “news” is their primary source for their propaganda. I mean, it’s 20 slight variations on the same blonde woman, at any given time (with a couple of brunettes for what I guess is “diversity”). Either they’ve gotten really good at telling them all apart, or (and sadly, this is quite possible),…

These are the same right wing nuts that tell everyone to “wake up” and stop “believing the media”. Yeah, because the moronic “news” from backwoods alt-right sites is the “real” news.

LOLWHUT? Spfffft! OK, so all blonde chicks look the same, nobody’ll notice. SURELY nobody will recognize a well-known Senator!

Morons on twitter and elsewhere have also been sharing this picture of ‘ford’ standing with Bill Clinton to prove she’s a dem operative, not realizing that this is actually Kirsten Gillibrand. I don't get how someone can be dumb enough to make that mistake but smart enough to operate a computer to post it.

I’ll never forget it. 2007 in health class we were watching a documentary about sexual assault and some asshole bully started making fun of how gross it was and how the girl was ‘too ugly to rape’ and my cool stoner dude neighbor stood up and told him to shut the fuck up in the middle of class. Just wanted to share…

“Brett was a sexy 17-year old, so he would only rape sexy 15-year olds,” said the GOP chairman.

He needs to lose his damn dick in a meat grinder.

So...the girl in the picture is too ugly to be sexually assaulted? That’s what this man wants to go with? He needs to lose his damn job.

It’s always ugly-ass dudes who say shit like that too. Glass houses, you motherfuckers.