Florida, I love you..... Stop making me ashamed of you.

Especially if it’s synthetically produced and/or comes from GMO mammals. I mean, is it any worse than concentrated bee vomit?

THANK YOU. I am a pro-science, pro-GMO vegetarian. WE simply cannot feed the world on organic agriculture, and reducing land use while increasing yields is the only way to keep from destroying what grassland and forest we still have.

Well, I can show people my baby pictures and they recognize me right away. High school? I look exactly the same. Babyface runs in my family.

That was the nerdiest paragraph I’ve read in a long time and I absolutely loved it.

I loved him in Kimmy Schmidt and immediately wanted to take him home with me. I’ll sign a petition- put him in something where he takes his shirt off, please?

I’ll take your share. Tomatoes (raw, sauce, soup, salad, salsa, etc) are probably the one food I could never live without.

I can’t do sushi even though I like most of the ingredients because I simply can’t not gag on the cold rice. Hot sticky rice with stir fry? I will eat it by the pound. I don’t do formerly heated foods that are now cold (leftovers, pizza, etc).

So, would you categorize filled pasta as a sandwich?

I thought I was alone in this sentiment.... I only like ketchup, really, and that’s for hot food. As a vegetarian who doesn’t like condiments, there’s just very little for me in the sandwich arena. One gets quite tired of veggie and/or hummus wraps. Hot sandwiches or panini with roasted veggies and cheese are among…

One of the things that ended my relationship with my ex was the fact that I’m an ex-Catholic who wants nothing to do with the church and he’s still practicing.

I actually yelled “that limey bastard!” at my computer when he announced they were going on vacation again.

It had a strip of metal in it to, you know, hold my broken wrist in place -.-

THANK YOU. I have a Muslim friend who posts a lot on facebook about just this, and it’s all I can do to stomach the shit I hear at work (I’m in retail) where I have to serve people wearing Trump fangear.

If we ever have one, let me know! I’m in Gainesville but idk for how long, I’m job hunting.

They made me take the brace off of my broken wrist to go through the metal detector..... I was 19 and didn’t realize at the time that requesting a pat-down was an option.

I'm honored :)

And somehow, this is journalism but going undercover in North Korea is a “memoir”?

That’s nauseatingly adorable. I love it

Thanks! I couldn't figure out how to get the tweet itself in my comment.