As a born and raised Masshole and major Potterhead, I thought it couldn’t get any better than this.

Please post a picture, that sounds delightful.

I hated my pubic hair when it started to come in when I was 8. I’d only seen my mom naked up to that point, full bush and all. I had no idea that shaving (especially not waxing!) was even a thing, but I knew that it just felt wrong to me. I still can’t afford waxing, so I shave and try to get the edges with an…

Thankfully, this wasn’t an assigned book. But interest was piqued by the movie coming out, so it seemed like everyone was reading it and hopping on the bandwagon.

I really hope that’s not a condition that distresses you or causes medical problems, because I’m laughing my ass off over “stress burps”.

Neat. I was just copying the name Anne (with an e) gave to the pretty little grove of trees.

Afraid not. 5th generation New Englander who ended up in Florida.

That, and I had fantasies of running away when I was a young teen (that, and suicidal thoughts, which for me, would probably end up being one and the same). The thing that kept me from going through with it was the thought of my mother and baby sister losing me. It kinda pissed me off that someone who didn’t think…

I felt like I was the only kid in my high school who saw him as an irresponsible idiot instead of a hero.

One time, I was getting it on with my boyfriend, who I hadn’t seen in months (LDR). We are in the throes of passion when he goes “Uh, CurieCat.... The cat is on top of me”. She was on his back, apparently wanting to get in on the activities. That was *not* the kind of threesome he envisioned.

I *may* have called my spot under the tree in my backyard Idlewild......

Ok, can you be my new internet best friend? I haven’t heard references to that book in so long!

Anne of Green Gables..... as a blonde.

Really? I cut my hair and now I have to wash it more often. I feel like there’s less hair now to soak up the oil, or something.

2 surgeries for strabismus when I was a little kid, and I have really shitty depth perception and no peripheral vision. 3D movies are lost on me, but at least the tickets are cheaper.

Here’s hoping. I’ll hitch my wagons to yours.

My 14 year old sister is flying down to visit me in a month.... This worries me. Then again, she fought off an attempted abduction when she was 10 (she had a handprint of bruises on her neck). I think she would be the loudmouth that hits someone, and I certainly hope so. That poor child, I’m glad she was able to get…

I figured :)

Give your dad a high five from mine, as my sperm donor got out when the strip turned pink and my real father is the man who raised me from birth.