If we all just stop paying attention to Michael Bay, he'll go away eventually.

Whatever his master plan is, it better involve cutting toes.

Did that give anyone else a pressure headache?

Black neckties are hard to find I guess.

Not all sheep are going to put up with that shit

Mara Jade is out, Jar Jar Binks is in. Got it.

There has never been a good movie with Ryan Reynolds in it, and I see no indication that Deadpool will change that.

Is there anyone who wouldn't look menacing if you shaved them bald, told them to pose for a mugshot photo, and then shot them in high contrast black & white?

Growing up I was a huge fan of Ducktales and Inspector Gadget, but I don't want to see either of them remade. Current storytelling and production trends all but guarantee pale, souless epigones.

Probably too much to ask for AvX in movie form, but it shouldn't be too hard to find a way to set Cyclops and Wolverine against each other.

Somebody call Nate Drake.

Here's a bit of advice, from me to you: If a friend asks if you want to go to a Twin Peaks-themed burlesque show, go.

Nope, cocaine disappears from the evidence locker all on its own.

They probably stepped up Promise City for the finale, but everyone in Seattle has powers now and they have their own little enclave. How does the government respond? How does society change? How do they deal with bad people who suddenly have powers? We'll never know.

The last thing the military needs is a psycho who kills people for no reason. What they want is rational, well-adjusted recruits who kill people because a guy with a patch on his shirt tells them to.

Hopefully this new edition will change the resource names to timber and wool and put an end to that stupid joke forever.

I just hope that they keep the interesting new radical freedom fighter Cyclops and Magneto.