Scientology is really not comparable to Islam, or any other established faith with centuries of history and millions upon millions of followers.

“It’s funny, the left says they really respect women, and then when given an opportunity to respect a woman like that, they boo and hiss. 

This is the one I want gone. I don’t even know his name, I just googled ESPN Anchor Howdy Doody Looking Assbag With Painted On Eyebrows.

“Please hand in your mustache and your Jerry Jones Stenography Kit.”

I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

It’s late, I’m tired, and I read that as “Interior Secretary Ryan Lochte” all the way through and yet it made perfect sense that way.

everything is scared

“I have a lot of blood and urine. Now if you will excuse me I have to roll these barrels of pee over to my locker and kill a hobo for his blood.”

Except fetuses, cops, guns and rich white guys.

I hate him. I hate him so much.

‘Them national monuments are taking our Jerbs’

TBH I’d totally steal a moped if it meant a pat down by Tom Hardy. Even telly-angry Tom Hardy.

This kind of shit is why I immediately mute every single human being on voice chat in any online multiplayer game.

I know the point of this article was to show how terrible this guy is but now I want chocolate milk.

Nonsensical argument. The NBA playoffs aren’t part of a crossover between Deadspin and Kotaku. If you don’t like it, don’t click on it. That’s the best way to show your preference, since the numbers inform the folks in charge about what to feature. That’s why I don’t click on wrestling articles, since it has less in…

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Pumped for Peanut, as he had some up and down performances with the SKT T1 squad this split.

creepypasta gets more elaborate every day....

Drama club geeks often come late to Stonerville but once we get there we make ourselves at home.

I don’t get Kizer’s motivation for making this. Unforced error so close to the draft, but... In my mind, he should easily be the #1 QB taken. He is the only prototype in the draft, and some of his tape is jaw dropping. Big, athletic, huge arm, very smart and has the ability to be very accurate. Tough to sack,…