Torts was a good fit from the standpoint of instilling work ethic in a young team. But he makes weird lineup choices, seems to hold grudges against certain players for no discernible reason, and has an outdated tactical mindset.

He pretty clearly had no belief that his team could keep up with the Penguins (in spite of…

Being physical with Pittsburgh normally backfires. They’re a quick team, utilizing their speed and depth to outlast teams. CBJ just simply can’t compete with them yet.

CBJ fan here - I heard Tim Peel was a ref for this game and I just knew it would go down like this. Every single goddamn time.

Crease is irrelevant as you’re not allowed to clip and knock down *any* player not playing the puck anywhere on the ice, but this call is BS because Wennberg was clearly ridden into Fleury. Wennberg had every reason to believe he had the room to cross in front of the goalie without contacting him and his line was…

Columbus definitely deserved a better draw than the Penguins in round 1. The Pens high end players were just too much for CBJ.....all the talk of Crosby and the Kids while Evgeni Malkin quietly leads the playoffs in scoring!!!

Even as a Pens fan, I felt bad for the Jackets for that bad goalie interference call; then Savard crosschecked Hornqvist face first into the pipe away from the play a minute later and I stopped caring.

Also, sun is hot.  

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

Absolutely, by a country mile. And the level of control they have over the outcome of games -with essentially no oversight- is unbelievable. You watch any major tennis match, and they can show you down to the millimeter where the ball hit, when it’s moving as fast or faster than a baseball, but MLB pretends like it…

Yeah, remember when LeBron hit that huge go-ahead three in game 7? Or when LeBron played that lockdown defense on Curry during the next possession and forced a bad shot? His classless, coattail-riding teammates never could have pulled off anything like that.

Warriors fan here. I’m convinced that Lebron can will almost any outcome into existence and frankly, you’d have to give me a pretty compelling argument for why he’s NOT the GOAT. You take him off that team, I don’t see them making the playoffs. Jordan “retired” and the Bulls still went to the Conference Championships…

Good, I’m not the only one who heard the mooing. I thought I was going crazy.

Thought the same thing. “Is... is that a cow I’m hearing?”

I have a feeling the rooster started it. They can be such cocks.

I found it a’moo’sing... amiright?

I’m not sure I caught that take. <—Does this count as a “commenting move”?

And I have to Craigslist to find a woman to hit me and spit on me. Some guys get all the luck.

Somewhere out there is a Catalan Patriots fan for you to live with happily ever after

Ouch. Spills like that can be pretty taxing.

“I am not a racist.”™