CCU campus police investigator Michelyn Pylilo abruptly concluded his investigation and exonerated all parties involved. It was rumored he’d had a visit from an unidentified source who cleared up any misunderstanding.

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

Interesting comma in the headline. Makes is read like they were busted for working at Arby’s and being heterosexual.

Jesus I know I’m gonna have my own weird parental hang ups but for fucks sake like let your kid enjoy the things that they are naturally drawn to. Unless it’s like knives and dirty needles.

Stop playing into the dichotomy, okay? The second wave did this and it did not help them.

Not letting your daughter go to a party because you don’t like the theme seems really petty. You don’t need to prove anything, there’s no feminist jury on the sidelines judging your every decision, and I think you should let go of the pressure you’ve put on yourself because it seems counterproductive. Forcing her to…

There’s nothing wrong with liking stereotypically feminine things. Parenting, you’re doing it wrong. She’s a kid, let her like kid things.

I am a strong feminist who loves having sparkly nail polish. I wear jeans and flats or a fancy dress. The thing about clothing for women is that we need to stop letting it define us. As long as we are choosing what we want to wear, there really isn’t a wrong, and buying into the conflation of wardrobe and feminism…

You know why my daughter gets amazing grades? I only dress her in neutral colors. If she would go full grayscale, she could be valedictorian but I pick my battles.

Good answer. Telling your little girl she’s not allowed to dress up like a harmless fantasy figure is probably the fastest way to have her worshipping the dark side of her fantasy (think Ivanka) by the time she’s 20.

Trying to deny your kid a thing is the best way to guarantee that they want nothing but that thing.

Slight correction: he didn’t overthrow the first baseman, the first baseman was just straight up not paying attention because he saw Lindor run to try to get the force at second. The throw was on target but Encarnacion was not even looking for the ball.

I missed you Baseball!

Even his expository small talk was filled with his accomplishments rather than his shortcomings.

As an adult re-reading all of these, I always thought that Linus was the friend that Charlie Brown could be an adult with but Franklin was the friend he could just be a kid with. Franklin helped turn Charlie Brown into a more well-rounded character just by letting him be a kid.

It’s sexystential.

The only acceptable set was this one. Aside from the odd pattern you’d have to suffer through, that’s about it.

“I could have just worn a bikini...fuck.”

more than her, perhaps...it seems to be causing some sort of existential crisis.

I wonder if Ty Cobb will throw it back?