I also got less than satisfying products in my Birchbox. Once I saw what some other subscribers got, I was really sad :(

And here I felt bad only giving a 20% tip (all the cash I had left in my wallet) to the pizza delivery guy. NEVER order food if you do not have enough for a decent tip.

This is honestly one of the best BCOs I’ve ever read. Could be since I’m quitting my job in the food service industry (only 2 weeks left!) and I think about all of the horrible people I’ve dealt with in my time there. I live for these stories!

Just signed up for Birchbox after reading your review! I can’t wait to get my first beauty subscription box!!

Pickle Bitch is my new favorite insult.

God, I love Greek food!

My thoughts exactly. Especially since the sperm AND eggs were donated, so the children are not at all biologically hers. Adoption seems much more reasonable.

That is the best response EVER!

I love all of these inside jokes we all understand from being loyal readers of this fantastic series!

No.

I don't see what the big deal is. I work in a coffee shop that sells food and you CAN'T wear jewelry on your hands/wrists. It's 100% a food safety measure, especially since you don't wear gloves while making coffee drinks. Jewelry can hold onto germs and grime more so even with regular hand washing. This is nothing…

LACK of disrespect? Did she forget to proofread?

LOVE

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!

Love the necklace

And does your mother's (during birth) count???

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That's exactly what this article made me think of! Are these different mites than the ones in our eyelash follicles? Or is this just gaining popularity?

Dita! She would rock this!

I know! I would really like them as I have NO boobs when wearing a sports bra, but no way am I spending that kind of money!