Accio Hermione!...wait, is she 18 yet? this could be highly inappropriate.

and hella'-dead

so that explains the 6 pack of Four Loko sitting behind Natalie in The Facts of Life

hey noah, where do these raptors go?

I decree us business partners, we'll be RICH!!! you might have to use your feminine wiles to get the footage though ;P

+1 i'm not the type to sit and watch someone get 2 taps to the forehead but in this case i'd put it on a loop for a ling time and laugh my silly ass off.

don't welch, pay your bet son.

I feel sorry for this guy being the butt of all these jokes and while it may not be a tech story I don't feel the need to filter it from my view, either way I'm not going to lose my head over it.

so much better than mine, bowed down to and hearted

Lame

I think you're on to something, what if we attach a brain launcher to a 12 gauge? someone needs to DIY this immediately!

I want to attach my Evo to this Evo so I can have an Evo on my Evo

the best :)

no play no pay, my wife would be proud that I used her mantra in reverse form.

i don't see how a vibrator would have helped in this situation but ok.

this wasn't protection, it was being an ass because he knew the defendant couldn't afford to win the case like he should have and making an easy buck.

+1 with a bonus for thinking outside the box while staying rooted firmly within it.

Sorry i was away for a while, I didn't have any internet what i was in...err where i was at, did i miss anything?

I went from enthusiast to environmentalist in 1 paragraph. I think some hands on testing is needed.