it's not the viewing inches but how you change the channels, at least that's what my wife tells me.

yea but POTMBCTATA would look awesome on a name tag!

I'm glad everyone survived but saddened that we've lost another piece of history.

it looks like a cosmic high-five inside a doughnut of fiery goodness

urban dictionary can break it down but I don't want to link any NSFW stuff, i'm lookin out for muh peeps.

The architecture is stunning but makes me feel small and insignificant, I can't explain why but i'm bothered by it.

I really don't want to nitpick here but technically it's a mooseknuckle suit, now if his girlfriend were to appear with him in her own suit then camel-toe would apply to her. I feel the passion in your writing though so I'm not really taking this misprint too hard. keep on keepin' on Sam.

i will take the low road and say that I would be perfectly willing to rest gently against those b-cups

watch this crazy ivan! oh shit is that a mount...

no joy

Natural Selection dictates that he sell his other kidney for an iPhone 4 in white.

i've found myself wanting one of these at about 2:30am when that one night stand turns into a bad decision.

DIY project:

yes, back then it was known as Craigscroll

you know the only thing you're reading on that is 58008, you're not foolin anyone

I want to create one called Interrogator of the Interwebz

i look at his face and all I can think is "HEY ABBOTT!"

reading your comment makes me think I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

you're not the only one, it's a honest to god pet peeve of mine also, i see it alot and have heard teachers say it, you would think an history professor would know better.

because i don't want to spend my last 6 months with an STD, I have an entire planet to seduce with the help of my stuffed badger, i don't need to be applying a topical cream every other day.