Don't panic, this is all part of the magic, don't forget your towels.

Skynet would have had this fixed by now.

the fact that this needed to be invented at all is a sad commentary on the world today.

This isn't the bottom of the gene pool, it's the mess that seeps through the cracks

this is nice and all but I don't think I want people seein' my wanger in hi def on chatroulette

@cec: Bravo!

@ima747: YEEAAAAAAHHHH!!

iFeel bad for the guy with an oral fixation and gets caught at work nibbling on his phone case.

I prefer to fantasize that she is using the Force Choke on my lightsaber...I'll be here till Thursday, try the veal!