We always called it “dropping the kids off at the pool” but I guess I am old school.

Your reasoning might be sound yet you talk too fucking much. Rule #8765 means I just whipped your ass

Yeah, and he can hear himself on TV! That’s a pretty cool deal. Everyone wants to be on TV.

The highlight of my life arrived when I fired up a vid console and saw me, LT #77, right there in virtual reality. Every time one of my kids hits another milestone in their pathetic lives I have to go home, turn on my PS2, and see me, LT #77, in crystal clear virtual reality, in order to feel anything at all. My…

“Herbstreit would be in a less charitable mood if his ESPN salary were to suddenly be replaced by free room and board and a bit of spending money.”

He didn’t harm the ref but officials, no matter how displeased one is with a call, must be treated as hands-off at all times, ESPECIALLY as retaliation for a call. This is why just about every sport brings a hammer when it comes to this sort of thing, they must protect all refs in these types of cases to prevent…

He tripped the ref. He didn’t harm the ref. Tripping someone is certainly classless bullshit, but it rarely causes injury.

Yeah but besides that.

This is bad refereeing even by this season’s standards.

Yeah, okay, whatever dip shit.
I’ll eat my popcorn like a normal person, thank you. Covered in chocolate and immediately before eating a whole pizza and watching “Win a Date with Todd Hamilton,” alone.
You people are sad and pathetic with your attempts at “zanny” foods.

When you realize your sub isn’t Hart healthy

Yes it is. These people died because Aaron Ramsey scored for Arsenal.

There were guys with better releases and more accurate shots (for as awesome as Ovi is he also leads by miles in shots taken, so it’s not like he’s threading a needle every time). Thinking Bossy on both, also Brett Hull re: release. But Ovechkin’s shots move like a 90+ mph knuckleball. I played goal and have coached…

Nor is aligning yourself with Japan having a 26 game point streak, and annexing Sudetenland leading the NHL in scoring, bro.

I didn’t really pay attention at the time, but what was the logic for the Congressional hearings about steroids? NFL players just get suspended a game for PEDs right?

Hell yes they are!

He’s one of the best sports writers of the past 30 years, and more to the point here, a spectacular NBA writer so he knows what he’s talking about even while retired... even if in general he’s an annoying boob.