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Good sportsmanship takes courage. And I expected this guy to be kind of yellow.

So the man whom we celebrate, and with good reason, has grabbed a jersey. Congratulations would be in order if he had been man enough to marry the jersey’s hand-stitcher and make a home. This happy occasion is blighted when Cam, whose own parents were married, skips the very basis of being a good jersey-grabber.

*pulls out journo pedantry hat, adjusts the snaps, pulls it on*

You had me until “semi-reputable.”

Time for some new blood. #RodgersIn

The only worthwhile thing Robert Sarver has ever done is sign Steve Nash’s checks.

And one generation ruined the world & environment.

Also, is there a requirement for new hires at Deadspin that you must despise Spurs?

Neat. What were the ratings of apples compared to oranges?

Cause baseball is boring as fuck and the games end at 2 AM.

“Bill Belichick asked for the kick on the overtime coin toss.”
New England Fan: IMPOSSIBLE! The player must have made a mistake. Belichick is a GENIUS! He would never made a decision like that. I DEMAND they replay the entire game.

“Jim Tomsula got confused by a pass play.”
San Fransicso Fan: Yeah. That happens.

Can we talk less about this is more about how the Jets marched down the field and actually won the game. They didn’t go 4 and out, they didn’t kick a field goal. They scored a TD and won the game.

Arsenal fans are the best.

You must be pissed about 4-0?

“Multiple points of origin”, maybe a family lit the place up together.

Why do you keep insisting they grow up when you’re bitching about a website on that website in multi-paragraph form?

Thats great. Hope your mom took her time with it.

The first step is acknowledging that you’re a heckler. We’re here for you, we’ll help you get better. Someday you will be a classy guy.