Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

The four editors’ exits were coordinated, and Simmons, according to this source, told the editors who jumped ship with him that a condition of their employment was that they couldn’t warn anyone at ESPN they were leaving, in order to hit the site as hard as possible.

An unwritten rule in baseball is that you only run into the guy if he seems like a young man who needs an attitude adjustment.

This man is IRREPLACEABLE! How would the Vikings ever find an overweight, heavily-bearded, Norse-looking man who can ride a motorcycle in Minnesota?!!?

Thank goodness she isn’t from Wisconsin, or you’d be playing Sheepshead, which is Euchre for people who actually like skill in their card games.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

A rebuttal:

Shoo away Grandpa.

on the flip side: youre white, over 30, unsuccessful, and not attractive or in shape.

...which would mark the first & last time ever that being an asshole kept someone out of professional baseball.

I swear by Firehouse, personally. I literally argued my coworkers out of subway today (not because of this, because Firehouse is that much better.)

Well we’ve found the worst possible comment about this.

Update (8:08 p.m.): That was quick.

Can we retire this? It got old about a month ago.

Also,

Not one, but FOUR black dudes in the same segment, none of whom are eight feet tall? Someone check on poor Hulkster, see if he’s coping with this OK.

V-necks are the only suitable undershirt to actually wear under a button up and let them serve their intended purpose.

For some reason it feels right to spell and pronounce Jim Tomsula’s name as Jim Tom Sula. He looks like a Jim Tom.