V-necks are the only suitable undershirt to actually wear under a button up and let them serve their intended purpose.

That paragraph is just gold.

For some reason it feels right to spell and pronounce Jim Tomsula’s name as Jim Tom Sula. He looks like a Jim Tom.

They should’ve gone to Minnesota State. Coach Hayden Fox and Dauber would’ve never let that shit fly under their watch.

They should be proud that they did not “go-pher” this behavior

Highlight Reel or Highlight Heel?

Do literally 10 minutes of research (read:googling) and you will understand all of this. It's not at all complicated.

Since when is “Cheney” unpronounceable?

Messi plays for 4 teams in 7 leagues. The soccer super bowl is October 19th between two of messi’s teams. He will play for both sides

It's a shame. I thought he'd be okay to continue, but apparently the pain was too much. He couldn't Barrett.

Our Phil doesn’t score many average goals.

And all those Petr Cech saves ... ?

So your argument for Americans not being overly patriotic, is the fact that you found it weird that you did not feel pride for something you had nothing to do with?

If you are American you have a weird level of national pride about everything.

Look, I see nothing wrong here.

It was penalty.

Ya know what’s worse than the fighting - the ESPN commentators. Time to cut the cord!!

Hancock

Considering he's already retired from internationals, I don't think so.