had cancer when he was 21 with the bruins. Might have had an impact.

Thanks for informing me how community colleges work, I don't have any experience with them so it's nice to hear from someone who does. However, I don't see how that has any bearing on this Florida State story. Perhaps you need to turn to Google before you comment next time.

That's the joke, jefe.

When I went to college, I only ever met one person who didn't own a car, and that was my freshman roommate who was from another country.

psst, many college students have cars

The other metric I'm using is that I watched these teams under these people, and they were bad.

Police also noted that his delivery was stilted and awkward, and his work rate was poor.

It wasn't picked up on by TMZ, but other news outlets reported that Nash tore both is quads while taking this photo

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This was probably the best criticism of Serial that I have read. It needed an editor, and could have been wrapped up in six episodes.

I dunno...Dan Slama sounds All-American enough to vault him along a Kurt Angle-esque WWE story arc...

I think this is the first time a Deadspin writer has been told to stick to NOT-sports.

Yeah, that's not a rabbit hole that you want to start going down... After all, America has never subsidized sports stadiums that lost money.

"We exemplify multi-generational co-viewing."

Looking forward to Goodell appearing on Celebrity Jeopardy and being unable to phrase his responses in the form of a question and changing his Final Jeopardy wager after the fact.

Absolutely. That guy came up with a genius idea, seemingly out of the blue.

Of course I don't. I have built up a natural immunity, strengthened by nuts, berries, vitamins, and regular sessions with an E-meter. I'd like to see the Autism virus try to penetrate the defenses of my temple.

I know they look funny now, but who's going to be laughing in 3 weeks when these guys are the only players left that haven't been forced into early retirement after catching Autism? These guys, that's who.