You need a V10.

I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

I’ll give you a star.

Are you saying…the cake IS A LIE?

Again, I cannot emphasize enough how little I think of GWB.

This.

This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

Why is that, release the clutch slowly until the car starts moving, then apply gas when you feel ready to go faster. It’s mindbogglingly easy.

“Mass tragedy today as hundreds of commuters cars in Atlanta suffered catastrophic tire punctures at highway speeds, leading to major pileups with hundreds of casualties and an unknown number of deaths. The cause was identified as thousands of tiny, plastic 4-sided pyramidal objects, strewn across the highway. These…

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Was Sterling’s plane behind them in the pattern?

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

Am I strange because I’d rather buy a truck, trailer, Viper ACR, a shitload of tires, and 365 track days around the country than this Lambo?

I think that it is pretty clear that being a woman in terms of competing in elite professional sports is not the same thing as just being a woman. We have a separate category for women because of Y-chromosomes and testosterone. Without that, we don’t have women in elite sport.

The levels are arbitrary, but I’m not sure it will ever be possible to come up with a precise answer as to what the perfect or “fair” level would be. While the level is arbitrary, all of the upper limits that would be applied to Semenya are generous in the sense that they are well outside the “normal” upper level in…

I’ve read all of Diana’s writing on the issue. She makes many good points. This entire saga has been clearly targeted at Semenya, because of her androgynous appearance, and perhaps also because of her skin color. The data the IAAF came up with to try to justify the rule is flawed and inaccurate. The entire history of…

“Tonight on Wild Kingdom we examine the Range Rover in its natural setting... being transported in a non-operative state via manual labor, extreme expense and great inconvenience to a location lacking the parts, expertise and patience to cope."

Big Stick Fetches Better Than Fancy Dog