if only there was an article beneath the headline that could elucidate this for you

You say that, but I really appreciate it. I like the quick shotgun blast of thoughts and opinions from multiple sites and people versus a single individuals deep dive. Sometimes you just don't want to read a whole review.

I loved My Time at Portia - I’ve done six or seven playthroughs. I felt the time allowance for the quests was pretty generous, actually - most of the main quests allow infinite time - and the characters were the most intriguing of any game of this type I’ve played (and I’ve played a lot of them).

Don’t ask me how many…

The “shooting” part, which admittedly isn’t the strongest point, ends up being such a small percentage of the game it seems weird to focus on it at all.

Excuse you, it’s also pedophilia if the underage girl is white and the perpetrator isn’t.

Have you learned nothing? It’s only pedophilia if it’s a same sex offender, or if the victim is a boy. Underage girls always want it and are to blame for ‘seducing’ the poor men who can’t help themselves. 

It’s not like rage and overreaction is the thing people like him feed on and rely on to remain relevant!

Isn’t that a bit of an apples and oranges comparison? Human rights vs. microtransactions in a game?

The right to bodily autonomy and privacy is not political.

It’s not about “fairness of opinion,” it’s about what your health insurance and benefits that you rely on every day will cover and provide.

man I remember being a kid and thinking “OH WOW SO MATURE!!!”

Despite pursuing more mature content, the rating doesn’t necessarily mean that FFXVI will be more graphically violent or contain more titty than before.

Nothing sexier than a blimp! Or is that just me?

nothing is out of reach

gaseous floating robot blimps

Time-traveling Leonardo Da Vince would like you to know that he invented the Aerial Screw hundreds of years ago.

We need something like gaseous floating robot blimps that we’re physically incapable of reaching. Then once they’re out of reach, they can be sexy because it’s not a problem. 

I had a rather deep-but-also-shallow conversation with a friend not so long ago, and we ended up agreeing on/with the idea that AI that are not specifically meant to titillate should probably not be human. Clippy was ahead of his time. It sounds like a joke, but we will only avoid popularly sexualizing AI when their…

Some big tech company needs to create Carl, the gas station attendant off I-44, complete with the Southern drawl, aviator glasses, and trucker hat. See how well that goes over. 

My kid is hyped for it. Maybe the target audience is not people who were playing the series more than a decade ago.