Well, it IS ironic that nothing in the song is ironic despite the song title. Not sure if she did that purposely though or if it was a happy accident.

Speaking of poutine, I tried that new buffalo chicken poutine they have at McDonalds and it's FUCKING AWFUL. It's just regular poutine, with less gravy, small sad pieces of overcooked chicken and some hot sauce squirted on top.

McDonalds regular poutine isn't that bad. I mean, the only thing lacking is their gravy but…

There's an easy way to counteract that. Add oil. That's why Starbucks has really moist muffins and whatnot, there's so much oil in their baked goods.

Try living in Australia where servers don't make tips and make over $15 an hour because THAT'S THE MINIMUM WAGE.

Everyone should be entitled to a living wage, not just people working in restaurants who make more AND screw the taxman by not declaring all their tips like they're supposed to.

Eww Skor. Crispy Crunch is where it's at!

You should check out the food scandals in China that involved bean sprouts. There's so much shit you can do them, like soak them in chemicals to make them whiter and crunchier.

Same with eggs. China has fake eggs that look exactly like the real thing (they even crack and cook the same), and the way people are supposed…

In Japan you don't tip, and you usually get awesome service. What is it about food service that makes people feel entitled to a living wage?

People at Wal-Mart and McDonalds struggle to make 11 or 12 bucks an hour while doing jobs that are just as hard or probably harder. Why do food service people feel entitled to a…

A meme is a kind of viral idea. Like cat pictures with funny captions, or doge. People see a meme like lolcats and their "infection" manifests in them taking part in the meme and sharing/spreading it to their friends.

Or rainbow-coloured!

GARLIC BREAD!?!?!?!

Sending a gay man to a woman's prison would actually be way more of a punishment, especially if the man becomes a situational heterosexual and struggles for the rest of his life dealing with the resultant pyschological damage. :P

If you don't sleep with her, she's a bitch! I gave her good equipment and she just ran off with it!

I take it you live in North America, which is a pretty tolerant place. Have you tried living and working in less tolerant countries? Being gay may not define you in a Western country, because you can expect equality.

In most places around the world though, being gay does define who you are. Especially if you're "out…

Because those stupid handheld mirrors DO NOT HELP AT ALL

That's awful! So awful! What happened to the two men? Did you tell anyone what happened?

In my elementary school we had "sex ed" from grade 1, but none of it was about our bodies until about grade 4 or 5. Until then, it was mostly teaching us to avoid sexual abuse, you know, stranger danger, good-touch/bad-touch etc.

Ye…

Sex education is important no matter what age you are! I started masturbating at a rather young age, and you wouldn't believe how scared I was when I ejaculated for the first time. I usually did "it" under the covers at night, so I was horrified when warm liquid came out and got all over. I assumed it was blood and…

If he has really hairy armpits, you might want to get him to try shaving? Armpit hair sponges up armpit odour, basically making you NEED to apply deodorant to cover up the latent bad smell.

There's something about ash that promotes clean-ness. I mean, lye, one of the oldest cleaning ingredients out there is just wood ash and water.

The thing about vertically shot videos is that when you choose to take one, you're limiting your audience right there. News organizations won't run something that was shot vertically, or they will... but you lose most of the picture because TVs are still 4:3 you can't fit a 9:16 video into that.

My friend works at a…