Internet Drinking Game:

Somewhere, Paula Deen let out a huge fart of relief.

Just shut up.

Why are we even giving this fool a platform?

How do I edit this oh my God

Charm School was AMAZING. I'll never forget that moment when Mo'Nique was burning all of the girls Flavor of Love nicknames and when Saaphyri came up, Mo'Nique was like, "That name is nasty, girl. It's trashy, it's filthy. What's your REAL name?" And the poor girl had to tell her, "...that is my real name, I got…

I miss that era of reality TV so so so much.

YES YES YES YES YES. Tiffany Pollard is one of my favorite people on the planet. I love her unreservedly and with utter sincerity. She is fucking fabulous.

Tiffany Pollard (aka New York) is the best thing to come out of Flavor of Love. At least once a day, I think something New York said and hear it in my mind IN HER VOICE. She is hilarious and a star and I wish she were in more things.

I never watched Flavor of Love, but Rock of Love (all iterations) was on right when I got tv. The BF got sucked in too, we had a trash night of Rock of Love, Tool Academy, and the pick up artist one. We'd eat pizza and drink lots of beer. GLORIOUS.

For better or worse, this show revolutionized reality television. Hard to state just how huge this was when it came out.

To say that the Russian police 'just operate different' is pretty much the understatement of the century.

This is a buttload of injectables, in my non-expert opinion.

When did I body shame her..?

Wow, momentous. This pushes beyond tokenism and starts to actually look like representation.

Don't have money: "Work hard like the rest of Americans, darkie! Stop complaining!"

But they're secondary sexual characteristics!

THIS! This is why I have a problem with waxing your pubes... not that if you choose to do it there's something wrong with you... It's that it becomes the norm and somehow obscene for women NOT to do it!

I'm willing to bet that Instagram wouldn't have done shit about a man's happy trail.