Punching women = Bad

The fucking Bills, man. They trade their starting quarterback to a team that is going to also draft a quarterback regardless. They double-fucked themselves. Hope you enjoyed that playoff game, Buffalo. You aren’t seeing another one for a looong time.

Getting black out drunk, getting handsy, then saying you can’t recall doing that the next day is known as the “Teddy K. Trifecta” out on the Cape.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

Talk about finding the wrong Hill to die on.

Enemkpali: “You got my money yet, punk?”

Very sad that the FBI missed all of the many signals sent out by Duke and Coach K. This is not acceptable. They are spending too much time trying to prove Russian collusion with the Trump campaign - there is no collusion. Get back to the basics and make us all proud!

lucky for her, it’s all downhill from here.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

Barry, you prude, you’re acting like you’ve never stuffed a platonic friend’s muff in your face then transitioned her into a hurricarana in the name of competition before.

This happens often with the Olympics. In 2006 NBC insisted on anglicizing Torino to Turin. Nobody calls it Turin. Guidos are still mad about it.

In tribute to AI, McClung is going to break the scoring record with chair in a bowling alley.

I expect the comments section will be calm and rational.

Fixed.

The name is not misleading, people are idiots.

Someone’s been listening to the 7th floor crew!

Racism. When Greg Olsen threatens to jizz in a woman’s eye, he gets nominated for the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award.

to explain the difference between a strip club and a gentlemen’s club

Oh man. Have a heart.