“And then I said, ‘The Lady IS a Tramp!’ HAHA! Eh, eh! You get it.”
“For the last fucking time, I’m not Tony Bennett.”

No need to limit to sports. This is a very on-point criticism of political journalism (which spent the day creating a story about Oprah running for President).

Whatever. Deadspin has been running what I can only assume are native content ads for a dating service for months:

Air Bud was like The Godfather to me as a kid.

I think you mean Jeremy Shockey. They did get Olsen that year, but I don’t think he has any visible tattoos. Just a third leg.

That’s not what happened.

Ashley Wagner should stay ready as an alternate.... from the screenshot above, I think they might all drown.

As with most large neck tattoos, I think it means either:

Yea, fuck all those losers who graduated last year!

The next video I want to see of him would be his sterilization procedure. He should not be allowed to reproduce.

It’s so pathetic how today’s youth have zero knowledge of the historical events that shaped this country.

uh Ewing had his basketball essence robbed by the Monstars. read a history book.

Thank God somebody is listening to Cris Carter.

Mike McCarthy is the NFL version of a restrictor plate.

This is the HR person saying nice things after she explains COBRA.

Now, now, let’s be fair: he smashed that Vietnamese man over the head with a long wooden stick, fled, returned when the police came, forced the man to let him hide, then punched him in the eye as he fled again.

When he doesn’t get the ball, he goes crazy. He throws rocks.

Hypocriticus 3:18 - Verily, verily I say unto you: Fuck bitches, get money.

I think he should be lauded. Instead of talking sex to people on his payroll for their work, he’s discussing their work to people who get paid for sex.

Really impressed with how much he tweeted at these women. Very prolific, since he was probably doing it one handed.