Let me make this plain: I'm not interested in your silly, baseless philosophical views. I make jokes on here occasionally. I sometimes use sarcasm, irony, and hyperbole to exaggerate a point. If you find these types of comments offensive to your delicate psyche, I suggest you avoid the comments section.

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Zhan wrote the Thrawn trilogy.

A word of advice: don't be so quick to judge. Perhaps you'll miss a joke while you're looking for ways to express your philosophically superior position.

That would have been pure awesome, if only for the very small percentage of us that would get the joke.

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to the hear the lamentation of the women!

Yeah, that headline makes no sense to me.

Crom!

Duh. Crom!

Try this: Write one sentence. Read that sentence. Make sure it is intelligible. If it isn't, edit it until it is. Get help from the guy in the cubicle next to you, if you have to. Then when you've done all that, click publish.

I think it's a forgone conclusion that anyone with the word "shat" in their name is gonna grow up learning how to fight.

Ooh, ooh! Muffit and Boxey!

Damn fine explanation! Thanks.

I don't know, these guys were pretty chatty. Going on about that new VT 16. Seemed pretty friendly.

This is not fantasy or sci-fi.

Right? I was looking at the new Big Wheels that they sell now, and EVERY picture shows the kid with a helmet. You know what I say to that, modern day Big Wheel company?

Aw, snap! I remember this! Good call.

Oh, you're funny! It's fun to denigrate other cultures, isn't it?

For some reason, I was thinking that it looked like one of the guys from Daft Punk transformed into a Big Wheel. But now that I am looking at the picture, maybe not so much.

And? It says he runs them. It doesn't say he practices in them. I know a lady that runs an upholstery shop, but she doesn't know how to do upholstery herself. She has employees that do it. She runs the business. This is common.

Knight Rider Big Wheel! Dude!