I found out about this from my dad. After having dinner with him, he sent me and my sister a text saying he loves us and not to go anywhere alone for the next few days.

So, the voiceover made damn sure to drop "next-gen" at every chance. Thing is, this doesn't look next-gen. Here are issues I see here, that are unaddressed from the first Assassin's Creed and indeed 3D games going back ten years:

1:24

Printer, all out of Red.

OMG BUY IT NAO!

Forget that, talk about the fact that it's not coming to XBLA or Windows 7.