Clean-shaved Keanu feels weird after the John Wick movies. But still: I dig it!

I dunno. This will be unpopular but...

It wasn’t the stated goal which was at issue, but rather the presentation and the optics. We (by which I mean our government’s various agencies and departments) don’t need to post Glamour Shots of bin Laden on our social media accounts to serve as an object lesson for institutional dysfunction either, especially on an…

Today I learned the Battle of the Bulge included very fine soldiers on both sides.

Gatekeeping here is an incredibly wrong take.  Go watch Star Trek.

Don’t try to buy this? Then what are all of my sharks supposed to wear Andrew? Hats like some common pigeon?!? 

“OK, alarm set for 9:11 am”

america and the english are in a cyclical, parasitic, transactional relationship

I imagine I may get blackout drunk next November.  Either due to depression or because my fellow Americans got their heads out of their asses.

one of my favorite bits from this season:

The trouble with fish drugs is that you get so easily hooked.

This is a last minute dash to separate the “contractors” from employees. You can thank Bill Gates and the “Blue Badges” for this. (Go look it up)

Data ‘R’ Us.  Toys ‘R’ Someone Else.

Psst, over here... Mascarpone & fresh blueberries.

I know it is out of the writer’s control, but I find it funny there are three giant Facebook ads spread throughout this article.

“Darling,  Did your human heart fail today?  I heard on the media broadcast that your heart may have ceased to function as you were at the medical facility.  I, a human woman from Earth, would be very sad if you ceased to function”

I don’t want him to keel over and die. I want him to live through the shame of an impeachment and be exposed for the fraudulent idiot that he is. Lock him up!

“And if Gates believes that a 3 percent wealth tax is extreme, he needs to grow the fuck up because Americans aren’t going to stand for it much longer.”

Stupid Bill Gates and his stupid company that he built with Wozniak from the ground up in a garage that he worked his entire life to make successful and gain lots of money from.

Clickbait headline? Check.