This is what I was wondering too! They say in the paper that the shell shows signs of weathering (perhaps erosion from sand) but I grew up five miles from the ocean and we’d always have shells on the driveway dropped by gulls.

He won’t. How else would he wax poetically in a year’s time about how he regrets upgrading to the latest iPhone because the screen got scratched up easily from being in the same pocket with other random crap?

It is almost like we watched different shows.

No one ever said Arya should stop murder cold turkey, more like she should slow down, maybe look into some lighter murders, and eventually find a way to have a full life in addition to the murder.

Them: All I know is, if you’re gonna tell me that a child is going to travel the world for eight years training and learning to become a master fighter, I’ll tell you’re being ridiculous.

I honestly enjoy that Arya is the one who saves the world. It feels like an arbitrary choice

Yeah, but all of them only perform the rear bumper offset test.

So instead we focused on which has the best picture out of the box.

Wow... This article really needed more photos.

Sets the trap for the Night King...

Are you excited to see me, or is that a Sharp Vertical Smartphone prototype in your pocket? 

I don’t think anyone can beat the President in a kicking and screaming match. 

It has always frustrated me that my iPad Pro and my iPhone XS Max have the horsepower to run seriously good games, but the App Store market strongly favors games with shallow mechanics that drive in-app purchases. I would pay $30 or more for a high-quality, console like game on iOS, but the great majority of iOS users…

I spend my days writing about Roombas from the 1950s, teen hackers from the 1980s, and movies that American presidents watched while in office.

if you can saw, glue, and not lose a finger while handling a hobby knife

I watched the descent video from the Chang’e 4 lander and it was just as confusing. As there’s no atmosphere to slow things down, everything makes it to the ground at full speed, right down to the tiniest dust particle. You end up with impact craters that are only millimeters across so that when you watch the video it…

I went through a brief phase where I was screeching “PllllleeeeeeAAAAAAASE? Make PEEEEEEEEACE?” at my wife whenever I did something mildly annoying.

Very brief, because otherwise I would not be alive to make this report.

Psst. Don’t tell anybody, bc it would ruin the joke, but he’s totally keeping the headphones and is actually truly grateful for them. But he couldn’t resist the joke about offering them up for trade. 

I’m deeply tickled by the surreal comedy of