At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

As long as I don’t have to register my guns. Those toys are so dangerous they absolutely must be registered immediately - I mean, look at the death count...

“Fuck it, Rey, let’s go bowling.”

clearly it was just checking in on the humpback whales

I’m a bit saddened a few thousand shares and likes is “by storm” when a celebrity can fart and get a million likes and mentions on the news.

While the Air Force screwed the pooch in their failure to properly report, it wouldn’t have made one iota of difference. As long as person-to-person and gun show loopholes exist, felons and other disqualified individuals can and will purchase firearms. Case in point, my son was home on leave not too long ago and…

...after 26 people were dead.

See also: the Supreme Brick ($999 + $29 s/h on eBay)

Excellent question! If I let my toenails grow out at all, they are gross looking. My big toes and 2nd toes, the toenails are yellowish and have little barely perceptible streaks in them. And they’re not smooth. I actually think this is because I’m a runner. It’s weird, my 2nd toenails can be the worst. For like 2…

No, I expect you to die.

Also noticed very little change in speed as it pulled away, would have been at least one pronounced shift in a normal semi to get to that speed, given how short the first gear usually is.

They aren’t disrespecting our country. That’s faux outrage. If they were goofing around, talking or anything else during the anthem, that would be disrespectful. They are solemnly showing disdain while still showing reverence for the flag and the country. They are more American than anyone who has a problem with…

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Stupid Facebook. They obviously don’t know the proper method to deal with those images.

Phew! I changed my password.

Is it wrong of me to think that the most obnoxious thing about this is that the “hackers” can’t be bothered enough to use proper grammar and at least SOUND professional?

“legendary feat of speed”

Yeah but teaching a bison to use a rifle seems like a lot of work.

No they are not designed to self destruct. Rockets by their nature are just a very delicate balance of strength and weight. So in order to save weight they are made very strong in a intended direction, along their vertical axis. However they are not really designed to take much force along a horizontal axis. It…